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All year round I’m about shorts. Short shorts, long’ish shorts, denim shorts and culottes. But my favourites are summer shorts. Because, it’s summer! WOO. Shorts and I are a bit of a match made in heaven. I mean let’s face it, I never remember to keep my knees together! Shorts are a blessing. Even the ones that drive me nuts, I love. Sort of like my husband when he ditches photos to play on his digger… But that’s another story.

This story is about summer shorts. 

I know some of you are going to be having a little conniption about wearing shorts. I know, I KNOW. Maybe you don’t feel you’ve got the legs for them. Maybe they ride up, gather at the bum or crotch and you HATE them. I get all that and more. Really I do. But most of those are it or length problems. I’ll talk about that later. Trust me, you’re going to learn something.

But first, let me say one thing about ‘not having the legs for shorts’ before we get into some more photos. There is no such thing as not made for shorts legs. No ifs or buts. Like the bikini body movement, if you have legs and you wear shorts, you have shorts-loving legs! So quit that garbage now and get some sunshine on those pins.

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So hey presto. THAT was me in shorts. Whoopie-do. Right? And that’s the point. If your shorts fit well and if you have the right length, it’s as simple as adding a t-shirt and a stacked heel and you’re good to go. Trust me, sneakers are fun but if you want to get used to yourself in shorts try a wedge or a stacked heel. Hello, long legs.

What about fit?

So I have some tips about the fit. Find the pair that fit you legs and bum well. Too baggy in the bum and it’s all saggy baggy elephant action back there. Too tight in the leg and you’re a sausage in casing. And yes, I’m sorry I have now compared your fine selves to a deli meat and a rather sizeable animal. But it’s true. How your shorts fit you makes a difference. Don’t give up on shorts altogether, give up on crap fabric and unforgiving waistbands.

What length is perfect for you?

Now about length, there is a magic point on all of us that just works. It’s particularly important in plus sizes because we are all built so differently. Thicker here, narrow there. But your perfect length will elongate the leg and balances your height and your width.

For some of you, heck I’d even go as far as to say most of you, you’re wearing shorts that are TOO LONG. Yup. I promise you that. Plus size women have been told for decades (that I’m aware of) that you should cover more skin for it to be flattering. I find this to be bullshit. Total bullshit. And that comes from the lover of all things slouchy. Try it next time you’re shopping, go shorter than you normally would, you might be surprised.

The length I’m wearing here is great for the tall folks out there. However my shortie friends, these could be a little tricky and swamp you bottom half.  You would always want at least an inch or two above your knee. The good news is that these could be easily cuffed another roll or three higher to do just that. And long legs always look amazing in the shortest shorts that you feel comfortable in.

Get the idea? 

Try and try again!

Trust me, when you find your perfect length, you will know it. Try lots of styles on in your local beme {of course!} changeroom and don’t be afraid to roll them up or down and get a feel for it. Do one leg and not the other for comparison. Don’t be afraid to try all the things on and dump the entire lot if they don’t work for you. It’s about time that we as a plus size consumer demanded more of our retailers. We want shorts that fit and look great dammit!

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  • Bron

    Great look! Where did you get those fab shoes?

    • Thank you Bron! The shoes are from Target. Like I said to Jaylene above, not so long ago that they might not be in store. Worth a look.

  • So I realise the post is all about shorts, and those particular shorts look great on you, but I’m with Bron…. Where did you get those fab shoes?

    • Haha. It is, but that’s ok. Shoes are shoes and these ones are awesome. The shoes were from Target. Not that recently, but they may still be in store.

  • You have really helped me out with this post. I will be heading off to try on some shorts very soon. I however get really nervous in change rooms, I feel that I need to be in and out as quick as possible, something I need to work on. x

    • I’m glad Beck! Here to help. Don’t be nervous about change rooms, spend as long as you need to, decline assistance or ask if it (whichever you prefer) and start owning that business. You’re allowed to take up as much time and space as you need to lady, trust me. x

  • Summer is a-coming and I need to go shorts shopping so this post is perfectly timed! I might even be brave and try shorts a little bit shorter or at least buy longer ones that I can cuff when I’m feeling courageous! Those look ace on you, and yes I concur, those shoes are swoonsome!

    • Thanks Sammie! And I’ll bet you find even one roll higher will change the look completely, not to mention that in my books, too short isn’t short enough. Get your legs out lady. And yes, haha, they are great shoes. 😉

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