Attempted Electrocution

When my sister came to stay with us. We were soon squashing her entire life, car and wardrobe into the spare rooms in our house. Our backyard had a new feature too; her dog. A now 2 year old lab, Ellie soon won our hearts just being so darn cute. 

It was a short week or two later that she came on heat. I know, I probably should have disclaimer’ed that. But wham, there it is. The all natural truth of it. All of a sudden this well behaved young dog turned into a wandering pain in the butt. We made it through by building a fence and using the chain. 

But what was a short stay has turned into a longer one and the time rolled around again. Bigger now, stronger and more determined we felt like Ellie, the dog, was missing more often than she was here. Hubby took aggressive, evasive action. 

He purchased an electric fence wire. What can I say, once a farm boy, always a farm boy. And while I was away this weekend he strung it up and set in it motion. Apparently. When I quizzed him this morning, he told me not to touch it. 

Funny, it had never occurred to me to do so. 

Hubby shared that he had and it gave him a boot. Like a shock, for non-country folk. I shook my head and questioned the voltage {what can I say, once a farm girl, always a farm girl}. It is fine, he said but it might give Ellie a decent kick if she attempts to get out. I screwed up my nose and asked if it was safe. We don’t want to electrocute her. I said. 

Or worse, having to explain that we have somehow managed to electrocute the neighbour’s constantly wandering, pooing under our clothesline just where you have to stand to hang the clothes, tends to like to scratch the paint off our roller door, mangy old cat. We don’t want to do that now… 

Do we!? Hmmm, I ‘supose not. Humph.


* No cats were harmed in the making of this little tale. Not yet anyway. I’ll keep you posted.

8 responses to “Attempted Electrocution”

  1. what is it about men and touching things they KNOW they shouldn't but heck they just HAVE to anyway?!?i've always said, if you attach a sign saying "warning electrified" to any old fence, whether it was or not, MOST males would touch it to check if it was. *shakes head*and ugh about the being on heat – we had Maddy spayed when she was about 8 months old, so she's never actually been on heat BUT Demps knows every single time when she SHOULD be and won't leave her the feck alone, drives me insane!!p.s. the neighbours cat will only tempt the fence once – in theory ;-)

  2. Cats have 9 lives anyway, so 'meh'!

  3. Ellie is kinda gorgeous. Such a fun spirited thing. Can you get Kel to touch the fence and film it for your next vlog. Pretty please!!

  4. meep I think i'd be scared to have that fence. Then again, I'm too scared to get zapped by the static electricity in a trampoline so I just jump over the edge =o\ lol

  5. I dont know your neighbours cat, but cats in general are the devil, so if it gets electrocuted wandering into your yard than so be it.Harsh much?

  6. Finally a background that doesn't set my eyes spinning. I like the Ferris Wheel header too. an electrified fence huh? Glad you warned me. I wouldn't want to visit unexpectedly and knock on the gate only to find myself knocking on the Pearly Gates….

  7. Cracking me up…I can just picture it all!!!

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