I almost blog about a million things a day. Do you do that? Think of, oh, I have to blog about that. Well I do. So here is a selection of funny, strange and random things that didn’t quite make their own blog post. And of course, there is a property manager story here… Derr. No brainer.
…How great it would be to own these shoes, and how painful they would be to wear. Argh, The heel blisters you would get from these babies. Oh the bloodshed. The totally necessary, and oh so worth it, bloodshed. Let us just admire them for a moment or two longer before you scroll on… Ready, steady, ADMIRE… Sigh.
I almost blogged about that people seem to have taken my, I’m not trying to get pregnant statement as a I’m secretly pregnant and they have guessed my secret, wink, wink, nudge, nudge. Oh so you thought I was looking a little heavier around the middle and your boobs look huge? Oh you did, did you. Well. I’m not. I’ll tell you when I am, thanks. I was like, this is the worst case scenario. I really need to remove my blog feed from my facebook page. and by the way, my boobs, they are always huge.
I also almost blogged about the weather and how I adore living in Queensland. Those perfect blue sky sunny days that are crisp and clear and wonderful. But it then, it turned cold and windy here and that pissed me off. I was no longer happy at the weather and that was out the window.
I was thinking about blogging out a list of stuff. General, things I do every day stuff. Property manager type stuff. Like today we were talking about this one time that one of the ladies was having a disagreement about an exit report and handover dates of the keys of a property. Which happens often enough. However what is doesn’t is that the tenant threw his keys at her and stormed out of the building. Shocked gasp. Wait. It gets better. When she went to pick them up, from their discarded floor position… they were actually his car keys. And then he had to come back, rather sheepishly, to ask for them back… Please. She made him say please. Heehee. Gosh how I laughed at that today.
And I was thinking about doing a sook because I have been stuck on the same number of followers for weeks now. I lost a couple and one came on board. I was going to mope and chuck the sads and all that. And then I had a little reality check from my Hubby. Do you wanna know what he said? He said ‘get over it, you were happy when there was 10 people following your blog, the rest is cream’. He’s right of course. And funny. So thank you all for sticking around. Is there anything in particular you would like to hear more or less about? I’m open to suggestions, I may not take them, but I’m open to them.
And I was thinking about doing a sook because I have been stuck on the same number of followers for weeks now. I lost a couple and one came on board. I was going to mope and chuck the sads and all that. And then I had a little reality check from my Hubby. Do you wanna know what he said? He said ‘get over it, you were happy when there was 10 people following your blog, the rest is cream’. He’s right of course. And funny. So thank you all for sticking around. Is there anything in particular you would like to hear more or less about? I’m open to suggestions, I may not take them, but I’m open to them.
There you go. THAT is what I almost blogged about today. What did you almost blog about today? Facebook or twitter status thingy’s count too for my non-blog writing readers. And are you wondering why this post is in italics? That’s because I’m kinda skippy from all the caffeine I drank today, apparently I gave up giving up caffeine too. Watch out, next week I make take up smoking again. Ha!
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