Firstly let me start by saying thank you for your email. It was unexpected to say the least. However I always appreciate correspondence from people that read this blog.
So yeah, thanks.
And now let me address certain aspects of your email I found particullarly unoriginal and dull, in the grand scheme of troll’ness.
You, of course, could be right. There may be no error on my blog for comments. I may be fishing for people to actually comment. Or, as you of wisely said, the problem may indeed be that I am boring and not worth the time to compose a response to the drivel that I write. {Though the presence of your email in my inbox says otherwise.}
You may also be correct when you say that I would need to pay people to follow this blog. Thanks, I was looking for a way to increase my readership and this could be perfect. Cash incentives. Rent-a-crowd! How much did you say you thought it would cost me? F’ing millions because this piece of sh!t blog takes some serious effort to get through. Hmmm. That may be out of my budget.
And thank you for saying that my personal blog has too much about me on it. My this and my that… Could I beeeee anymore selfish. My response to that? Well derrrrr.
Overall can I just say that when it comes to your trollie’ness you rate fairly low on the scale. I’ve seen some doozies. And you captain un-original are not one of them.
Retire. Give up now!
Oh, your still here? Great! Lastly thanks, for saying my profile pic is the ugliest thing you’ve ever seen. Nothing like a bit of constructive critisim… Hang on…. That wasn’t constructive..?!? AT ALL. Thank you for visiting my blog and kindly don’t come back if your so damn bored/disgusted/sickened by my appearance.
Wishing you everything you’ve got coming.
M.
Suger 
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