You’ve Been Warned… Drinking & Posting.

You had better read this quickly. Who knows how long I will leave this up for when I have the opportunity to read it over tomorrow. In the harsh light of day. Sober.
Well, people out there, today was my Hubby’s younger brother’s wedding. Yay. So exciting. We are here at the tropical (read: humid) location enjoying the festive cheer. In fact Hubby and I have partaken in the festivities so much that we have returned home in the first car load. With the infants and their mothers. That is how badly we have managed ourselves.
And I, well I have been dared to post now.
Drunk. Basicially. Soooo. Here goes. Have you ever noticed that the journey home takes heaps less time than it takes to get there. Why is that? This afternoon it was because we drove there but walked back. But I mean the other times. What’s that about..?
And have you noticed that wearing really high heels actually hurts more when you take them off. The balls of my feet are burning, even after a cold shower, and they certainly didn’t hurt this much earlier in the evening. In fact I felt nothing at all as I watched Hubby show off his dance moves. It was one of those evening’s where I got everything I wanted. Like, for example (and yes this ties back into Hubby on the dancefloor) I shouted;
Hey, do the sprinkler. And hubby did.
I think maybe I should have purchased a lotto ticket, such was my level of excitement at this occasion. Maybe you won’t get it. But seriously, for those of you that have seen my Hubby do the sprinkler dance move, you know the joy asscoiated. The pure, archangels singing on high joy. Plus the hysterical laughter that ensues.
I think I’m rambling. But hey, what do you expect. I think I just drank the venue out of Vodka and Raspberry.
Plus, have you ever noticed that nobody is ever ready to go at the same time. It’s strange really. You all managed to come to the party together. Why when the time comes can you not manage to leave together. And is it better this way anyway..? It would probably be rude for 9 people to climb into a car and exit a party. Especially at this stage in the evening. What a downer. Boooo.
Anyway. That’s me. I can barely keep my eyes open. It’s been a long day. We flew out of Bris-Vegas this morning, after doing the 2 hour drive to the airport with a stop over for a giant serve of Maccas before landing at the wedding location, having some lunch and getting ready for the ceremony. Oh ok, I had an hour nanna nap in the middle there somewhere. They were playing Top Gear on the plane and I was laughing waaaay to hard to sleep so I had to nap when we got here.
So this is it. Definately finished now. Is it dribble? Yep, probably. But hey, what can you do.
Tammy. This one’s for you. xoxo
Oh and be kind. It doesn’t appear this browser window has spell check and I am a realy, really bad speller and an even worse typer.

9 responses to “You’ve Been Warned… Drinking & Posting.”

  1. I wouldnt have been able to tell you were typing undercthe influence if you hadn't said anything! I agree about the drive there and back and the high heels pain! I hope your heads not thumping too much today :p

  2. OMG I could just see Kelvin in my head doing the sprinkler. For drunk/tired posting, I give you an A++! No "I looovvee youse aalllll" or "hjksfhjsdkfhsf ya get me??". Well done on being a coherent drunk poster.

  3. Far out lovely, I do more typos that that when I am sober!Ahhhaaaa…..the word verification thingo says "shhgrog"!

  4. PUI is fun! So, did you end up like my birthday wish post pic? Good to cut loose and have fun, you deserve it!

  5. Wow, very impressive – I too would never have guessed you were drunken blogging. Now, I just need to find out how to do the sprinkler!!!

  6. Well done. I'm with Lucy and make way more typos and spelling errors when I'm sober then you when you are under the influence.I even had to correct typos in this comment…oopsGlad you had a great time.

  7. haha. Glad you enjoyed, it really wasn't that bad. I might even do it again. And seriously, my spelling & typing is that bad. There is only one L in really, really bad speller! lol.

  8. I wish I was this coherent when I was drunk!

  9. Oooohhhh, thanks Mel. I can really relate to the laughing really hard as Kelvin does the sprinkler after you requested it to the small group in your company and it was like he had his radar going that he actually heard it (however impossible that was due to the noise of the *Country Style* Music) Oh and you did really well posting Under the Influence….for everyone else, I was the driver!!! Great weekend!!!

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