Get hold of yourself here people. I have news that will rock your world. I won’t make you wait for it. So here it is… The bestest not paying rent excuse ever has been updated…
The new leader, taking over from former winner ‘the kids buried my wallet in the sandpit’ is today’s tenant. The almost 3 weeks in arrears. Been with the agency for almost six months now. Sorry but we’re evicting you. It’s time to go lovey… Mrs J with the indisputable best ever excuse for not paying rent…
Ummm… I couldn’t find your office.
That’s right. The office she had visited weekly prior to the rental arrears situation. The office that jut a fortnight ago she was in to report a maintenance item. The same office she in fact signed up for the house in. The office that has enough signage to be seen from space (Ok, so I have never officially been to space and checked, this is just a theory). The office that has been on the same main road since the office opened.
That office.
What I want to know is where has all the creativity gone people. Where. Where..? Oh gosh. I didn’t ask if she had amnesia. Maybe she has. Oh no. I feel so judgmental. That could have happened… right!?
Pfffft.
Suger 
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