Silly Funny Quotes… Especially for Friday

Today I’m grateful for;


Friends
Friendship is like peeing yourself; Everyone can see it but only you get the warm feeling it brings.


The Advice of Wiser People
“A word to the wise ain’t necessary – it’s the stupid ones that need the advice.” Bill Cosby


Life & it’s Challenges
“Lifes Tough, get a helmet!”


Being Unique
“Once you can accept the universe as matter expanding into nothing that is something, wearing stripes with plaid comes easy.” -Albert Einstein 


And one for race fans that are suffering a little this Thursday…
“I’m in no condition to drive…wait! I shouldn’t listen to myself, I’m drunk!” -Homer J. Simpson

One response to “Silly Funny Quotes… Especially for Friday”

  1. I LOVE these.You are a gifted girl – these were exactly what I needed to hear tonight.xo

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