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| Doesn’t Hubby look impressed! |
Spray tan yourself orange and wait for him to notice. When he does say it’s just a little tan. Then watch his face. It’ll be worth the days of exfoliating. Promise.
Just when you are about to leave the house together, the car is started and the garage door is up. Now is the chance, get out of the car {or make a move to} and say, I’m just going to change my outfit. And watch his face closely for the reaction.
Serve grilled fish and vegetables for dinner every night for a week. Even the politest Hubby will cave and complain about the meal. You might too, FYI. Grilled fish. Seriously!!
Buy him clothes in ridiculously un-manly shade, pattern or stripe and insist he wear them to the pub. He doesn’t actually have to wear it. But the ‘making’ him wear it part will be funny as. Just keep an eye on his face, the eyes in particular. The inner struggle of self preservation and wife pleasing. Comedy gold.
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Dude totally explains why I am still single. I will totally follow these rules when I get my next boyfriend
Bwa ha ha!!!!!!!I can vouch for every single one of these, Melissa.At least you don't make off with the doona in the middle of winter like I do.SSG xxx
Well now I know why my marriages failed. I didn't do any of these things.
Oh my friend what have I been doing…30 years of marriage and never tried on of these, I’m now on a mission to try some if I can stop laughing!!Great postAlways Wendy
Bwahaha. Brilliant.But maybe I should spare a future boyfriend until we're married…