According to me. Who has no real idea. But have watched a few seasons. That totally makes me an expert, right?
- Run, don’t walk.
- The sweatier you are, the better.
- Cry a lot and often.
- Throw in a roll of the eyes every now and again for goo measure.
- Serve food on spoons.
- Talk your food up.
- Then serve it half cooked.
- Call everyone Mate.
- Pee your pants when the judges come around.
- Did I mention cry a lot?
There you go. Head on out there and enter for the 2013 season. And when you win, you owe me dinner.
Hi! I’m Melissa Walker Horn. Around here, they call me Suger. I’m the Chief Blogger and doer of all the things here at Suger Coat It. Blogging since 1901; I love a casual ootd, taking photos, and writing about things that irk or inspire me. I love wine and cheese, long days at the beach and spending time with my family. I make stuff for the internet over at Chalkboard Digital. You know, living the sweet life.
In the real world, if you run in a commercial kitchen, the sous chef will screech at you. But you are right about everything else, especially the crying.
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Haha. Who knew my list was so accurate. 😉
Girl Child graded my dinner tonight.. I scored A+, A, B and B and I didn’t cry or anything. I do think she may have been watching too much Masterchef.
An excellent score! Congratulations. And yes, maybe a little too much. HA.
So true!!! I get annoyed at the contestants crying all the time!
Haha. My sister sends me a text every time. With a simple… AGAIN in the message.
me and my flat mate roll eyes every time. as soon as someone turns into a big crier they lose our vote/support!