According to me. Who has no real idea. But have watched a few seasons. That totally makes me an expert, right?
- Run, don’t walk.
- The sweatier you are, the better.
- Cry a lot and often.
- Throw in a roll of the eyes every now and again for goo measure.
- Serve food on spoons.
- Talk your food up.
- Then serve it half cooked.
- Call everyone Mate.
- Pee your pants when the judges come around.
- Did I mention cry a lot?
There you go. Head on out there and enter for the 2013 season. And when you win, you owe me dinner.
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