According to me. Who has no real idea. But have watched a few seasons. That totally makes me an expert, right?
- Run, don’t walk.
- The sweatier you are, the better.
- Cry a lot and often.
- Throw in a roll of the eyes every now and again for goo measure.
- Serve food on spoons.
- Talk your food up.
- Then serve it half cooked.
- Call everyone Mate.
- Pee your pants when the judges come around.
- Did I mention cry a lot?
There you go. Head on out there and enter for the 2013 season. And when you win, you owe me dinner.
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So true!!! I get annoyed at the contestants crying all the time!
Haha. My sister sends me a text every time. With a simple… AGAIN in the message.
me and my flat mate roll eyes every time. as soon as someone turns into a big crier they lose our vote/support!
Girl Child graded my dinner tonight.. I scored A+, A, B and B and I didn’t cry or anything. I do think she may have been watching too much Masterchef.
An excellent score! Congratulations. And yes, maybe a little too much. HA.
In the real world, if you run in a commercial kitchen, the sous chef will screech at you. But you are right about everything else, especially the crying.
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Haha. Who knew my list was so accurate. 😉