According to me. Who has no real idea. But have watched a few seasons. That totally makes me an expert, right?

  • Run, don’t walk.
  • The sweatier you are, the better.
  • Cry a lot and often.
  • Throw in a roll of the eyes every now and again for goo measure.
  • Serve food on spoons.
  • Talk your food up.
  • Then serve it half cooked.
  • Call everyone Mate.
  • Pee your pants when the judges come around.
  • Did I mention cry a lot?

There you go. Head on out there and enter for the 2013 season. And when you win, you owe me dinner.

  • Clarissa Fraser

    So true!!! I get annoyed at the contestants crying all the time!

    • Melissa Walker Horn

      Haha. My sister sends me a text every time. With a simple… AGAIN in the message. 

      • Clarissa Fraser

        me and my flat mate roll eyes every time. as soon as someone turns into a big crier they lose our vote/support!

  • whiningattheworld

    Girl Child graded my dinner tonight.. I scored A+, A, B and B and I didn’t cry or anything. I do think she may have been watching too much Masterchef.

    • Melissa Walker Horn

      An excellent score! Congratulations. And yes, maybe a little too much. HA. 

  • In the real world, if you run in a commercial kitchen, the sous chef will screech at you. But you are right about everything else, especially the crying.
    x

    • Melissa Walker Horn

      Haha. Who knew my list was so accurate. 😉